Soft, lived-in comfort with a wink. This garment-dyed tee brings a mellow, vintage-ready look to casual days and slow nights. The simple front print — a small leaf icon and the phrase “WARNING: chronically high” — reads like an inside joke for friends who appreciate relaxed vibes, plant-based humor, and low-key self-expression. The relaxed fit and medium-weight cotton drape naturally; the post-dye softness makes the color feel broken-in from the first wear. Wear it to lounge at home, run errands around town, or stack under a flannel for hanging out by a fire. It’s for people who favor comfort and personality over flash — quietly bold, comfortably familiar, and ready for everyday life.

Product features
- Sizes S–4XL (select partners) with Comfort Colors 1717 sizing guidance
- 100% ring-spun US cotton, pre-shrunk, medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²)
- Garment-dyed for soft color and vintage texture
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with double-needle stitched seams for durability
- Relaxed fit, sewn-in label, made in Honduras; available in 58 colors

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean