Soft, slightly oversized hoodie with a casual, witty statement across the chest. The simple, small graphic—featuring the line “WARNING: chronically high” with a tiny leaf accent—reads like a private wink to friends and community. Wear it on slow mornings, late-night hangouts, or while running errands; it layers easily under a coat or stands on its own when you want something comfortable that says a little without shouting. The medium-heavy fabric and roomy kangaroo pocket hold warmth and hands alike. Subtle details like side seams and a tear-away label keep the cut flattering and itch-free, while responsibly certified materials make it feel better to wear.

Product features
- 80% ringspun cotton blend with a soft, medium-heavy 280 g/m² weight
- Loose fit with side seams for lasting shape and a comfortable drape
- Adjustable hood with matching drawstring and metal grommets
- Spacious kangaroo pocket to warm hands and carry small items
- Tear-away label; runs true to size; WRAP, Sedex and PETA certifications

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean