Carry a little laugh and honest truth with you everywhere. This sturdy polyester tote features bold, playful lettering that reads “WARNING: chronically high” with a tiny leaf accent — a low-key, cheeky nod for those who live life relaxed or want to share a wink with fellow insiders. The matte black background keeps the message front-and-center while the roomy boxed corners and reinforced handles stand up to grocery runs, work days, or stash-and-go outings. It feels reliable, wipes clean, and keeps its shape trip after trip.

Product features
- Durable 100% polyester body that holds shape and dries quickly
- Reinforced double-stitched handles for reliable carrying strength
- Boxed corners for extra interior space and structured storage
- Non-woven laminate interior with cotton handles; available in three sizes
- Choice of five handle colors; medium-weight fabric (200 g/m²) with ±0.75" size tolerance

Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.